I’ve got so many stories from our experiment to share and since tonight is a rare night with time on my hands, I will share two more. These are related as the both involve some exhibitionism. Exhibitionism is pretty tame compared to my prior stories, so I doubt these will be very titillating, but they do serve as another footnote in TTWD.
Bow-chika wow wow?
Mike called a plumber to fix a problem with our water heater. Naturally I thought I would either get dressed or just wait in our bedroom until he left. Mike thought otherwise. He told me I would remain nude and I would be the one to explain the problem to the plumber as he was giving me permission to speak as necessary in order to converse with the plumber. When the plumber arrived Mike had a brief talk with him, just in case the plumber saw one too many pornos and was thinking “bow-chicka wow wow” he would understand this was “bow-chicka nope!” He gave the plumber some story that I lost a bet and had to stay naked. He told the plumber there was nothing sexual about it, and that he needs to treat it matter-of-fact as if I was clothed. He asked the plumber if he had a problem with that and if he did, he would have me wait in another room. The plumber actually joked, “Is she good looking? “ And then laughing said he would be “cool with that.”
Mike let him in and I met him just outside our pantry, where our water heater is located. In the most casual and normal way I could muster, I said, “Let me show you where it is.” I walked him over to the water heater and explained the problem. All the while Mike was just standing there smiling. The guy would say something but look over at Mike and Mike would quickly say, “Talk to her, she is handling this.” I could tell the guy was more embarrassed than I was. The rest of his service call was uneventful, and after checking it all out he said we just need a new water heater. It was so funny because I could feel the muscles in his eyes struggling to stay focused on my face. Finally, as he was leaving, I said, “okay, you’ve been such a great sport about it go ahead and take a good look at my boobs and body.” He looked over at Mike and Mike said, “Obviously I don’t mind as I invited you in knowing she was naked. Go ahead and have your look.” With that he gave me about a five-second once-over look and blushed even more. He then seemed very eager to return and reassured us they’ll call as soon as the replacement arrived and he and a coworker would come to install it. Mike and I joked that when he returns with a partner to help with installing the new heater, I’ll be fully clothed and if the guy mentions anything about me being naked before we will act like he is crazy and deny it, just to mess with him.
Tattoo Parlor Confessions (technically a nipple piercing, not a tattoo).
We celebrated the end of our M/s immersion with me getting my nipples pierced. It was actually the last day of our experiment so the M/s rules still applied. When we got to the place we had to decide between 12 or 14-gauge (went with 14 as that is what they recommended) as well as pick out some jewelry. I had to follow our vocabulary rules anytime Mike asked me a question, including calling him Sir. When they would ask me a question, I would answer, “Whatever Sir wants.” This was uncomfortable for me, but I psyched myself up for it by imagining I was in a play and was simply playing a role. The gal helping us caught on pretty quick and started directing her questions to Mike.
There was a young couple there and the young woman was considering piercing her nipples and her boyfriend was definitely encouraging her. She was being hesitant so Mike asked her if it would help if she watched as I got it done. Mike told them that her boyfriend was welcomed to watch too. They agreed.
When we were ready the girl at the desk took us to the back, although it really wasn’t behind anything. It was an open area and the piercing and tattoo stations were more like open cubicles. They did have one private room and offered it, but Mike declined. She had me sit with Ramon and I took my top and bra off and away he went. The pain was tolerable and they’ve healed nicely – still just a tad tender, and I am still getting used to having them – ouch, when a towel catches on them! In the scheme of things, this story is a bit of a yawner. Nothing crazy happened and I got the sense that women drop their tops in this place all the time.
Maybe Ramon was more entertained. Not by the boob-show, but by the conversation. Right after mine, we got to watch the young lady get hers done. They asked us a lot of questions about our relationship, specifically asking if it was a “Fifty shades” thing. Mike told them it was something like that, but that each dominant/submissive relationship was different and he went into honest details about our DD, that we were experimenting with a master/slave dynamic and the piercing was to celebrate the end of that experiment. The girl especially had lots of questions. She admitted to liking to be spanked and when her blushing boyfriend said that he spanked her sometimes, she said, “Uh, your love taps don’t count as a spanking.” While it didn’t seem like DD would be their thing, it was clear to me that she has some harder spankings in her future. Ramon must have been very entertained by our entire conversation. I think HBO should do a series like the old Taxicab Confessions but call it Tattoo Parlor Confessions.