In the prior post, I said I’d share some common positions you might find me in. As in, find me in while having sex, just in case you think any of these are my natural state.
Well, in typical Jenny style I instead decided to share with you what I know will be a life-altering and inspiring esoteric rant. If you follow it, it will change not only your life but change the world in ways you can not imagine.
Or, I could just attempt to titillate you by writing about sex. Let’s vote!
Life altering insights that will lead to a lifetime of fulfillment and world peace or titillation?
Okay, it was closer than I thought as I forgot that I also got to vote.
Titillation 212, Esoteric Rant 1. Fine, titillation it is.
SO MANY FROM WHICH TO CHOOSE
Sexual positions depend on if we are talking one-on-Jen, two-on-Jen, three-on-Jen, and the gender combinations involved.
Consider that with “J” for Jen, 1-1 sex includes MJ and FJ. Threesomes include MMJ, FFJ, and MFJ. Foursomes? Well, MMMJ, MMFJ, MFFJ, FFFJ. That’s nine different combinations, each with numerous positions. So many fabulous positions from which to choose.
We like to name our more common and favorite positions. It adds a lot of fun to it – as if sex with multiple people requires the need for added fun! hee-hee. Here are some things you won’t find in the Kama-Sutra (and some that you probably will, albeit under a different name).
Four-Square: This is a name we came up with and it obviously involves four people. Thus far all the guys we’ve been with are heterosexual (why is that??). Thus a four-square is either 4 women or 2 men and 2 women. Basically laying on the floor in a square-like pattern. If 2M2F, it looks like this: The first man is orally satisfying a woman who is simultaneously orally satisfying a man who is simultaneously orally satisfying a woman who is simultaneously orally satisfying the first man. It completes a square!
Hold my hand: This is another MFMF foursome position and one I really like. It’s pretty simple. Say Mike is entering me from behind while I am flat on my belly on the bed. On the other side of the bed lays Kayla with some guy entering her from behind. She and I are holding hands, and typically staring at each other (or perhaps kissing). I also like this if Mike is the one having sex with Kayla or the other woman. That way I can look up and lock eyes with him as well.
Clearly, a lot more of these as we get to “practice” these almost every day! See if you can spot my favorite.
The Standard or the “Go-to”: We call it this as it tends to be our most common position. Sometimes you just aren’t feeling creative! Simply, Mike is entering me from behind and I am eating Kayla’s pussy (or we swap positions).
The Triangle: This is the threesome version of the Four-Square but often takes on more gymnastic-like qualities. While sometimes it can be the three of us laying in a triangle position providing oral to each other, sometimes it gets a bit crazier. Usually involving Kayla being suspended almost upside down. Basically, she and I are in a 69, with me on the bottom, but then Mike comes in and lifts her legs over his shoulders. I then suck Mike while Mike eats out Kayla, who is still eating me out. It can work with three women as well.
The Watch: This is when one of us “takes watch” and the other two have sex. It could be any combination of me, Kayla, and Mike with one person “on watch.” Often, the “on watch” person masturbates. Also works with three women or two men and a woman.
The Side-by-side (aka Mike’s Choice): Another simple one. It’s where Kayla and I line up side by side for Mike to choose and rotate between the two of us. We might be side-by-side on our backs, on all fours, or head-to-toe such that he can put his cock in a pussy or ass and then take it out and put it in an awaiting mouth. It also is a variation of “The Watch” because whoever is not being attended to by Mike will often masturbate and watch.
The Kayla Sandwich (and it’s variation, the Jen Sandwich). In the Kayla version, it is where Mike is entering Kayla from behind while Kayla is laying on top of me thus, head-to-head where we mostly just make out. Thus I am on the bottom. It’s basically like Kayla is the meat inside a Mike and Jen bun. We do this sometimes where a man is in the bottom position and the women gets DP.
The Mike Caboose: There is a variation where Kayla is the front of the train and one where I am the front. When I am in the front, Mike is entering Kayla doggy style and I am in front of Kayla doggy style with her mouth going at my pussy and/or ass.
The Over-Under-Inbetween: Kayla and I are in 69, and Mike is entering whoever is on top from behind. So if I am on the bottom, it is like Mike is OVER Kayla, I am UNDER Kayla, and Kayla’s face is IN BETWEEN my legs. Thus the name! It’s basically like the “sandwich” except the bottom two layers are 69 instead of head-to-head.
Jen’s Feelin’ Lazy (and it’s alternate, Kayla’s Feelin’ Lazy): In my version, it’s where I am laying on my side, and Mike basically spoons me, entering either my pussy or my butt. Kayla is left to figure out where she wants to put her mouth (typically starts with a kiss, works her way to suck my breasts, and inevitably ends up on my clit and pussy. It’s likely she will get some oral in on Mike, and possibly some ATM action with this move. Hey, I’ve prepped for anal!
Sharing the treasure: This is simply two people going down on one person at the same time. It could be any combination of two of us going down on the remaining person. This one is one of my favorites when I am one of the “down” people. I love sharing Mike’s cock, closely watching someone as they suck and we suck together. And I love sharing a pussy with Mike. Gets me all tingly just thinking about it.
MORE THAN FOUR
The Morph: This is a group-sex position that basically, isn’t a position at all. It basically just means our bodies morph into different positions with different people at different times. You just go with the flow!
STATIONS OF THE JENNIFER: (also variations for Kayla and other women). This isn’t one position. It signifies completing several positions with me. We joke, “Hey, Matt, you haven’t completed the ‘Stations of the Jennifer’ yet?” This simply means vaginal, anal, and giving/receiving oral sex.
For those of you that haven’t ventured into threesomes, foursomes, or larger groups, one thing that may surprise you is just how casual the conversations are. Thus jokes like “Stations of the Jennifer” are common. We are all adults and no one in the room has reservations or hang-ups about what we are all doing. It is good fun, where “Would you eat my pussy?” is uttered as casually as, “Would you like me to get you a drink?”
One position comes to mind that I haven’t liked and may say no to depending on who is involved.
THE CRADLE: I hug Mike and wrap my legs around him where he can enter my vagina, and some other man comes and enters me from and in the behind. Basically, I am suspended, held up by Mike’s arms and my legs wrapped around him while I am being double penetrated. What I’ve found is this requires the holder (Mike in this example) to pay attention as a lot of weight (my entire body weight) is bearing down on the two cocks. One slip and it can hurt me and one or both cocks. While nothing significant has occurred, it’s been discomforting enough that I typically opt out of this unless I feel confident they will ride me in a way that keeps their dicks in me at all times. It’s when they slip out and go in for re-entry that the pain can occur. Even when it goes well I can’t always fully enjoy it as I am always anticipating a mishap. The Cradle is best left to the muscle-heads and waif-like women
Sex can be a contact sport!
Enough detail for you?