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43. XXX-Mas shopping complete.

Here’s the update on my XXX-mas in July shopping spree.  Mike wanted me to pick everything out and surprise him.  After reading up on all these items (I must have read hundreds of reviews), I went back to Mike and asked him for a larger budget.  My logic being that the better quality items cost more and HE is worth it!   Hee hee.  It worked.  He said okay to $600 but that I would receive 20 spankings for every dollar more.

I am not sure what a woman’s toy collection says about her, but I hope mine says “fun and adventuresome” as I expect a lot of fun and adventure!

Here is the shopping list he gave me and the items I purchased. Prices included shipping and tax:

  • 1 full sized vibrator
    $128.91: Magic Wand, including several attachments.   
    The Wand looks intimidating and I almost got something else, but the reviews are off the charts.  Everyone seems to love the Wand and swear by it, so the Wand it is.
  • 1 pocket sized vibrator
    $17.43: Lipstick Vibe.
    Looks feeble, especially compared to the Wand.  1 AA battery?  Really?  Is that enough power?  At least it is discreet.
  • 1 dildo
    $34.95: 7″ King Cock Suction Cup Dildo.  Because 7″ will do!  Frankly, I am not excited by dildos, but perhaps I’ll find that I’ve underestimated them?  At least I believe Mike will enjoy watching me use it and that is a turn on for me.
  • 2 anal plugs
    Why 2? Because Mike knows I love anal. How thoughtful.
    $59.45 Ammo Anal Plug.  It looks cool.
    $28.45 Orgasmic Gel Butt Plug.  It vibrates, yum!
  • 2 new spanking implements, one firm (like wood), one flexible (like leather)
    $31.26 12′ Oak Paddle with holes, engraved with “always with love.”
    $112.70 Rubber Prison Strap.  What a name!   And it looks scary.  Not sure of this one!
  • 1 pair of nipple clamps with chain
    $29.96 Triple Intimate Clamps (yes, a third clamp for “down there”).
  • 1 other nipple-oriented toy
    $21.35 Fusion Triple Suckers.  Sounds interesting and pleasurable!
  • 1 set of cuffs/restraints
    $46.59 Ankle Cuffs. Never have had my legs/feet restrained.
  • 2 types of cock rings
    $26.70: Rock Ring/The Earthmover. Great name, intimidating looking.
    We only went with one since I spent more than we intended.  Mike agreed as I told him it was either two cheaper cock rings or one amazing looking one.
  • 2 other items of my choosing
    $37.95 Wrist Cuffs.  Had to get some since also ordered ankle cuffs.
    $25.38 Ball gag.   This will be another new experience for me.
  • If money left over, any additional items of my choosing.
    Left over?  I busted the budget!

Not everything has arrived yet.  We hope to start breaking out some of these toys this weekend.  Mike wants me to pick one item each time, so that means about a dozen sexcapades before we break them all in.  I get to choose what we start with, and I am going for the Wand.  Got to see what all the rave reviews are really about!

Oh, I spent $601.08.  Since Mike said 20 spankings for every dollar I went over, $1.08 equated to 22 spankings (he rounded up).   I probably could have spent a little more time to get it under $600, but frankly, I spent some extra time to get it a little above $600.  Well worth it!

44. The Argument – Part I.